bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

(via d0ntworry-b3happy)


5 hours ago // 409,572 notes
nice-wig-janis:

baracknobama:

chinkspringrollsyo:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth, Australia, dropped it on the floor during an interview.

why do i live here

the way he was opening it just made me cringe
ayatokiwa:

our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to

wanktissue:

remember that time i worked in a shoe store and i asked a guy if he needed a hand and he held up one of his arms and he didn’t have a hand and he said “clearly” and laughed really hard and i didn’t know what to do

(Source: late90sbritneyspears, via d0ntworry-b3happy)


6 hours ago // 68,607 notes

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

(via d0ntworry-b3happy)


6 hours ago // 309,408 notes

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

(via mjatwalsh)


6 hours ago // 121,367 notes
highwaybliss:

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

I can’t

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

(via lickmybellybutt0n)


6 hours ago // 161,159 notes

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

(Source: simplefoetus, via alt-jesus)


6 hours ago // 419,549 notes
nom-food:

Greek yogurt popsicles